Indulge in the sizzling aroma of juicy beef, crisp bacon, and creamy ranch as you prepare to sink your teeth into the ultimate gourmet cheeseburger. The Crack Burgers: The Ultimate Loaded Ranch and Bacon Gourmet Cheeseburger promise a delightful experience, taking just about 30 minutes from preparation to plating. With a combination of flavors and textures that work harmoniously together, these burgers will elevate your backyard barbecues or weeknight dinners.
This recipe is perfect for burger lovers who crave a wholesome yet indulgent meal. Whether you’re hosting a gathering or simply treating yourself to a flavorful dinner, these burgers satisfy the appetite beautifully. You can prepare the ranch dressing ahead of time for a quicker assembly during cooking.
Why You’ll Love This Recipe
- The blend of ground beef and crispy bacon creates an unbeatable savory taste.
- Creamy ranch dressing adds a delightful, tangy finish.
- Toasted brioche buns offer a soft yet sturdy base.
- Fresh chives and dill give a burst of flavor and color.
What You’ll Need
Gather the following ingredients to create your burgers:
For the Burger
- 1.5 lbs 80/20 ground beef
- 1 tsp kosher salt
- 1 tsp black pepper
- 4 slices sharp orange cheddar
- 8 strips thick-cut smoked bacon
For the Buns
- 4 large brioche buns, buttered and toasted
For the Dressing
- 1/2 cup creamy ranch dressing
- 1 tsp dried dill
- 2 tbsp fresh chives, chopped
Use low-fat ranch for a lighter option.
Substitutions & Swaps
- Ground beef → ground turkey or chicken
- Brioche buns → whole wheat or gluten-free buns
- Bacon → turkey bacon or shaved ham
- Ranch dressing → blue cheese dressing
How to Make It
Get ready to assemble and cook the perfect burger.
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Preheat the grill — Heat your grill to medium-high heat, ensuring it reaches a temperature of about 400°F (200°C) for optimal burger cooking.
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Combine ingredients — In a large bowl, mix ground beef with kosher salt and black pepper until just combined.
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Form patties — Divide the meat mixture into four equal portions and shape each into a patty, making a slight indentation in the center for even cooking.
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Cook bacon — In a skillet over medium heat, cook bacon strips until crispy, then transfer them to a paper towel-lined plate.
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Grill patties — Place the patties on the preheated grill and cook for 4-5 minutes per side, covering with a slice of cheese during the last minute to melt.
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Assemble burgers — Spread ranch dressing on the bottom half of each toasted brioche bun, then layer on a patty, bacon, and finish with fresh chives and dill. Top with the other half of the bun.
How to Store It
Fridge: store in an airtight container for 3 days.
Freezer: no, burgers will lose texture.
Reheat: microwave on low power for 1-2 minutes.
Tips for Best Results
- Avoid overmixing the beef to keep the burgers tender.
- Preheat your grill for those perfect grill marks and flavors.
- Use an instant-read thermometer to ensure the internal temperature of 160°F (71°C).
- Let the patties rest for a few minutes before serving for juicier results.
Serving Suggestions
- Serve with crispy sweet potato fries for a satisfying meal.
- Pair with a light salad to balance the richness of the burgers.
- Enjoy with a cold beverage of your choice for the ultimate summer feast.



